Oh yeah, I'm going there today...... Really I mean do I have to be punished for the rest of my life for carrying and giving birth to the apple's of my eyes.... and the answer is most definitely yeah. So besides the fact that after 3 years of nursing (at separte intervals between 3 children) I now have pancake boobs that the only way they will see north is via the Plastic Surgeon.. (which will happen eventually) and then there is the stomach full of zebra striped marks due to the rapid expansion of baby and not enough skin in my first and second pregnancy......I am more than happy to have these as there is money that can fix them and modern medicine that is wonderful....
But what I don't understand, seriously what I don't get is WHY? Why I ask do I have to pee myself when I exercise now.... Oh yes I said it.... I am now wearing pads with workouts... or maybe I should invest in depends....I mean no matter how many kegels I do it does not help.. Stress incontinence is not fun when trying to do jumping jacks... You can laugh now.. cause I have to laugh at myself....This is something every woman should be told before having children... This could be a consequence......I mean I feel like a grandma here... JEEEZZZ.....
Okay this is probably a subject no one wanted to hear but one I had to rant because I am tired of feeling like I'm gonna pee myself.....
But on a positive note I did 43 minutes of Yoga and jog/walked 1.75 miles in 32 minutes...WOOHOoo.... Eating almost 85%......Off to chop more wood.....til next time
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I have the solution! Don't exercise!! Then there's no need to wear pads!
ReplyDeleteOkay...j/k. Seriously, it's just a testament to how badly you want this. GET YOU SOME DEPENDS AND JUMP THOSE JACKS! You can do it!!